rimshot!
From the “Put the mouse down and back slowly, slowly away” Dept.:
A font walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your type in here.”
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
Categorized as goof, etc.
Categorized as goof, etc.
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More in 'goof, etc.'
Having streched his pigment to the limit, the house painter steps back only to see his day’s work slip and run down the walls. “Now what?” he says. From on high he hears,”Repaint, repaint, and thin no more!”
A piece of string walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve pieces of string. Get out!” Piece of string sighs, walks out totally dejected. Suddenly, the piece of string has an idea. He ties himself around, messes with his hair, and goes back into the bar. The bartender looks up: “Hey! Didn’t I tell you to leave? You’re still a piece of string!” “No,” said the piece of string, “I’m a frayed knot!”
a “real-life” pun. I worked in a school with a teacher whose name was Marilyn Milkman. One day, a very punny friend and I walked down the hall and heard someone ask, ” Has anyone seen Marilyn Milkman?”. My friend replied, “Didn’t you see her? She just went pasteurize!”
A mushroom walks into a bar.
Bartender says, “Get out of here! We don’t serve your kind in here!”
Mushroom says, “Why not? I am fungi.”
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: “Why the long face?”
I don’t get the horse joke. Hmmm???
So these two Atoms walk into a bar and bump into each other trying to get a drink. The one Atom looks over and asks the other Atom if he is ok. “Yeah I’m fine, but I think I lost an electron”. “Are you sure” asks the first Atom. “Yup I’m positive”
Termite walks into a bar. Asks, “Is the bartender here?”
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And Schooner helped supply me with:
Two sandwiches walk into a bar. Bartender says, ‘Get out. We don;t serve food here.’
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And the simplest:
A guy walks into a bar. He said, “Ouch.”
Funny2.com/bar.htm
The font joke is one of my faves. Two more of my beloved corny jokes:
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese!
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How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it!