must move to san francisco immediately
Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. I am so jealous of my West Coast brethren. I’m quivering with jealousy. The reason for the tizzy: San Francisco has a Dance-Along Nutracker and WE DON’T.
What is the “Dance-Along Nutracker?” Well, it’s THIS: “While the San Francisco Lesbian/Gay Freedom Band plays Nutcracker favorites like Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy and Waltz of the Flowers, sugar plum wannabes of all ages leap and pirouette about the dance floor. Tutu rentals and fairy wands are available for those with nothing special to wear.”
Tutus and fairy wands. FAIRY. WANDS. I want to dance around to the Nutracker with a tutu and fairy wand, damnit! And glitter. GLITTER! My boobs would bounce, my hair would sparkle, and I could wave my wand with the best of them! Why does San Francisco get to have all the fun?!
I’ll be on an extended pout for the rest of the week.
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Damn, I missed it! You should come next year and I’ll go with you!
I’ve always said that side of the country was weird (not my usual terminology, but today I知 being nice)..
yet another point proven!
Hey Roe!
Long time! Sorry, no comments about your entry here, too busy, no time to read. I hope you read this soon. Can you please e-mail me your new home address? I have lost it and want to send your Christmas card out! Hope all has been well.
Mel
I can’t explain it, ‘cake, but you are soooooo making me think of the Zappa opus, Thing-Fish….
Rhonda: “Where are the fairies on a string, Harry? Riddle me this!”
You should start one. The Nonsense NYC mailing list is FULL of folks with great crazy ideas like this.
Do it! I’ll be there if you do…and wouldn’t you want to see a fat guy in a tutu pirouetting arhythmically while clutching a fairy wand in a sweaty death grip?
Errr…do it anyway.