metrocake

So I’ve been having a ball tonight, fooling around with this CandyBar Doll Maker I’ve found.

From what I can figure, it’s an avatar-maker — you choose hair, eyes, lips, top, bottom, shoes, jewelry, etc. The closest thing I could get to myself is at right. It’s a typical “Roe outfit”: black top, jeans, red Mary Janes. :) My avatar’s skinnier, though. Damnit. :P

The only catch is that since it’s a Korean site, there’s waaaayyy too many colors — hardly any black tops. Not good for the goth-inclined. But where things get weird — out-and-out bizarre — is in the accessories…

See, you can choose accessories to go with your avatar — pets, messages, animated-thingys, etc. There are pages and pages of these things! It starts out cute:

Angel-people

But then gets progressively weirder…

Uh, a dog-flinging contest?

And curiouser still…

Attack of the Beer Squid!

It even gets personal…

What, do I have crabs, now?

Gothy…

I love the happy bats!

And then just plain scary:

Is this Korean for “Bitch, you die?”

This is just totally fucked up right here…

Finally, the hallucinations kick in:

The happy seedling raincloud…
uh…thing…raining…on my head…

One of the accessory pets…
it looks like it’s humping a sperm pillow.

And last but not least — put it all together and you get:

I can’t get the animation to work, but trust me — that dog’s humping. Now go make your own!