Hammered Elf Nuts!
From the “man, my brain is fucking weird” department comes a brand-new Christmas snack: Hammered Elf Nuts! Imagine the television commercial:
Mom: “Timmy likes his piping hot. I love mine dipped in chocolate, and Edgar? He’ll eat those nuts any way he can get them!”
Child, off-camera: “Mooooom! More hammered elf nuts, pleeeeeease!”
Tagline: “Hammered Elf Nuts. Everyone loves to suck ‘em down!”
Categorized as goof, etc.
Wasn’t this an SNL skit with Alec Baldwin? Didn’t it, like most SNL skits, go on about three minutes too long?