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Hammered Elf Nuts!

From the “man, my brain is fucking weird” department comes a brand-new Christmas snack: Hammered Elf Nuts! Imagine the television commercial:

Mom: “Timmy likes his piping hot. I love mine dipped in chocolate, and Edgar? He’ll eat those nuts any way he can get them!”

Child, off-camera: “Mooooom! More hammered elf nuts, pleeeeeease!”

Tagline: “Hammered Elf Nuts. Everyone loves to suck ‘em down!”



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1 Comments

  1. Wasn’t this an SNL skit with Alec Baldwin? Didn’t it, like most SNL skits, go on about three minutes too long?

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