metrocake

A shining, sparkly ball of angst, now based in Manhattan!

keep those new phrases coming!

My latest: “Cesspool of misery.” As in, “I used to be proud of what I did at work. Now it’s just a cesspool of misery.” Or, “We’re all floating in the cesspool of misery.”

Remember: Feel free to share, kids!



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1 Comments

  1. Here’s one a coworker sprung on me the other day

    The monkey fucking the football

    as in:

    “Owner #2 is going to take that over? Tell me that’s not the monkey fucking the football!”

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