metrocake

A shining, sparkly ball of angst, now based in Manhattan!

olympic gold for me

If they had an Olympic event for “falling on your ass,” I’d be on the podium with nothing but 10.0’s.



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3 Comments

  1. Is this statement made because of something that happened recently, maybe as a result of ice covering the landascape, or because a bad memory that’s stuck in your mind?

    Or is it because all your other 10.0-worthy skills are un-televisable for various reasons? (”I’m, sorry, the ratings just aren’t there for Competitive Photoshop Usage - we’ll just have to run luge highlights, or something.”)

  2. Dammit, I just thought of the better response: “Yeah, but you’d probably fall off of the podium, too.”

  3. duh!

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