March 2006 Archives

...I need the Minion Army of Cuteness!

Think about it: I could have a little troupe of tiny, colorful creatures of overweening cuteness who would do my every bidding. They could get me Starbucks in the morning. They could do little dances for my enjoyment. And they could even cook me dinner. And they'd be totally cheerful, all the time.

Bring on the Minion Army! :)

My divorce was finalized on Tuesday, March 7.

The e-mail from our mediator started, "Congratulations! Your divorce has been granted!" I don't know that it's a matter for congratulations, exactly. While I think it was a necessary step, I'm not running around plucking "Tiptoe through the Tulips" on the banjo now that it's finished...

I'm relieved that it's over and done with, but I'm sad that it came to this. I genuinely, honestly wish it had worked out differently for us; that neither of us needed to go through that round of heartache and pain.

So. I'm legally single. I'm no longer a hyphenate. Um...woo?