we all need our own floating companions to bring us shots
I was chatting with R on the subway this morning, on our way to work. He said something about our phone system, and I mimed a happy floating ball and said, “Yay, R! Tell us how it works!” And then it hit me…everyone needs their own floating companion!
Think about it — your very own cheering section/Greek chorus that follows you wherever you go. How useful! It could be extremely cute, and have the ability to hover and do things like check out traffic ahead, or fetch you flowers or alcohol when you’re down. My personal companion would look like Keepon and have the personality of the Bad Idea Bears from Avenue Q, but you could create your own! Do a Warcraft one, make your own floating gnome, or even have an amorphous happy blob!
Everyone should have one. I’ll get started on that right…uh….soon. :)
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