holidailies: don’t be so anal!
Actual conversation while hanging ornaments on the tree:
“It’s ’secRETED,’ dear, not ‘SECRETed.’”
“Um, sweetie? We’re discussing ANAL SANTA and you’re getting persnickety over pronunciation?! Oh, and besides that, both variations work for what we’re discussing.”
“Ewwwwwwww!”
“What? It’s ANAL SANTA.”
“But there are RULES, dear…there are RULES!”
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