random, from wedding
- “Spirit fingers!”
- “Can’t we do the Sharks vs. the Jets dance down the aisle? No? Awwww…”
- Wendy’s chili…at 2:30 a.m….in Riverhead…after leaving the hotel bar…after the wedding. So. Good.
- Waking up, hours later, to the Ant Invasion. Eeks!
- Staying up all night printing our wedding programs. “I’m faux-chipper. I went to bed at 6:00 am.”
- Puerto Vallarta airport: Showing our undies to all and sundry after realizing that you can’t carry tequila in carryons. It’s a liquid, duh, it needs to go in your checked luggage. We had to crack open our big suitcases right there, in the middle of the airport, and adjust everything we’d already packed. Aieeee!
- “Oh, CRAP, we had the sangria bar!” “Yup, how’d you forget?” “I don’t know! So we had great food that we never ate…and booze that we never drank. OK, someone ELSE needs to get married so we can experience THEIR stuff!”
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