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December 2008
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- rhymin’ and chillin’ (0)
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October 2008
- eight (3)
- how I think (0)
September 2008
- whirlie girl (0)
- year seven (0)
- quick test post (2)
- weekend, chrome, more (0)
August 2008
- you had me at “cantenna” (0)
- the disco balls, where were they? (3)
- does this template make me look fat? (2)
- …so it wasn’t porn after all! (0)
- …then you’re in the man from mars… (0)
- the pictures, they so pretty (0)
- everyone’s recovering, YAY! (0)
- what’s going on (1)
July 2008
- fuzzy ball of cake (0)
- how do I fix? (1)
- I…can’t become…comfortably numb… (0)
- …or maybe, just maybe, it’s YOU (2)
- owCake (1)
- bad fu (1)
- the rainbows, they’re in my brain… (0)
- wokka wokka wokka (2)
June 2008
- things that make me giggle today (0)
- download, baby, yeeeeah! (2)
- hello, r.e.m. peeps! (0)
- new adventures in r.e.m. (3)
- sleep? what the hell is sleep? (1)
- melted Cake; next stop: hell! (1)
- ladylike dress, not a ladylike morning (2)
- rawkin’ out (0)
- down, but back up (0)
- switched! (1)
- switchee (0)
- more wed stuff (1)
May 2008
- “Avatar” movie sadness (0)
- Like, SHUT UP! (0)
- random, from wedding (0)
- 40th trip around the sun (0)
- lessee….. (0)
- mexi- (0)
April 2008
March 2008
- the name remains the same (0)
- the cake is not a lie (0)
- beh oui! (0)
- ring it on (0)
- dress you up in my love (0)
February 2008
- it crawled from the dark recesses of my brain (0)
- lots of stuff, no time (0)
- sparkly and FULL of win (0)
- while the cat’s away… (0)
- tunage, dude. tunage. (0)
- woke up in my clothes again this morning… (0)
- zomg, make it stop already (0)
- Design in progress (0)
January 2008
- need a nick cave doll… (0)
- zippitybop! (0)
- true, dat! (0)
- surreal morning (0)
- true wuv (0)
- weekend update (0)
- 40 questions… (0)
December 2007
- holidailies: angels we have heard are high (0)
- holidailies: adventures in the fishmobile! (0)
- holidailies: what I got for xmas (0)
- ready, set, duck! (0)
- holidailies: run to the hills… (0)
- holidailies: probably improbable (0)
- holidailies: the dress, the tree (0)
- holidailies: don’t be so anal! (0)
- holidailies: champagne taste and beer bottle pocket… (0)
- holidailies: description of me (0)
- holidailies: when the universe wants you to clean, you clean (0)
- holidailies: dear santa… (0)
- holidailies: december (0)
- holidailies: snow (0)
- holidailies — enter the madness. :) (0)
- make way for the bridal bewbs (0)
November 2007
- pinging (0)
- my life in comics (0)
- it’s a nice day for a…cream-colored wedding…* (0)
- vocal dissonance (0)
- like a rhinestone cowboy (0)
- eyemergency (0)
- dissolved girl (0)
- paranoia may destroy ya (0)
- why don’t you tell me ’bout the mystery dog (0)
- zombie cake (0)
- caution: high-tension cake (0)
- halloween is every day (0)
- metro-san! (0)
October 2007
- check your head (1)
- mëtalgnöme: the logo (0)
- totally random (0)
- seven year perspective (0)
- change of plans… (0)
- I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party… (0)
- tired, sad, yuck (0)
- out of the planter, onto the floor (0)
- weekend update (0)
- enter the bridezilla (1)
- we all need our own floating companions to bring us shots (0)
- no…more…pictures… (1)
- I fought the noise… (0)
- bring tha’ noize… (2)
- driving the bus to hell…again… (0)
- averil has a comic book?! (0)
- porcupine treeeeeeeeeeee (0)
- if a picture’s worth a thousand words… (0)
- much better. (0)
- brain hurty (0)
- laugh. cry. both? (0)
- argh, piss, logistics! (0)
- nice night (0)
- okay, the new new look… (0)
- temporary new look (0)
September 2007
August 2007
June 2007
- penguin buddies (0)
- trying to hang in there (1)
- things that go *beep* in the night (1)
- why i *heart* Stewart Copeland (0)
May 2007
- uh…..no. (0)
- catchin’ up (0)
- no lasers for me (0)
- nope, no lap dances here. (0)
- a sad day (0)
- vote early, vote often! (0)
- 39 (0)
- oooo, that smell (0)
- just don’t. (0)
- need to face my face… (0)
- oh, duh. (0)
- save yourself (0)
- so, like, a lot. (0)
- das boot (0)
- not so friendly after all… (0)
April 2007
- weekend wrapup (0)
- got a smile on my face and four walls around me… (0)
- google earth and darfur (0)
- hop hop (0)
- the eyes have it (0)
- gasp…pant…wheeze… (0)
- …but, no pressure or anything… (0)
March 2007
- cute and evil! (0)
- we are all on drugs (1)
February 2007
January 2007
- paradise by the monitor liiiggghhhtttt… (0)
- five minutes to midnight (0)
- just sing…sing a song… (0)
- she’s so cold… (0)
- calling all kiss fans… (0)
- soft, the secrets (0)
December 2006
- in with the in… (0)
- can’t get you out of my head (1)
- when I was 26, I did what? (0)
- They Might Be Awesome (1)
- true, true… (0)
- oh won’t you please take me hoommee (0)
November 2006
- forget bad band names… (0)
- bite me (1)
- twitter, twitter… (0)
- oh, Bill. oh, oh, Bill. (2)
- silence of the wha?… (0)
- totally brilliant… (0)
- uh…dah…zzzzzz….. (0)
- not much, how ’bout you? (2)
October 2006
- all hallows eve (0)
- and now six (0)
- why I’m at the end of the hall (0)
- in times of trouble, remember this (0)
- the catch-up (0)
- fun with search (1)
- not a good day at all (0)
- still more (0)
- so insanely angry (0)
- WOXY saved?!!!!! (0)
- the wall (0)
- catch up (1)
September 2006
- chillin’ like Bob Dylan… (1)
- the real dirt on spinach (1)
- green! shoes! (0)
- on the bus (0)
- in the pink! (0)
- avast, ye scurvy dogs! (0)
- graceful like a swan, I tell you (0)
- rowr (0)
- family matters (0)
- five years later (0)
- world of warCRACK (0)
- world of warcrack (0)
- Save WOXY — if you’re rich, step up… (0)
- so this is my world (0)
- the random (1)
- weekend update (1)
- rain, rain, go aWAY… (0)
August 2006
- mom update (0)
- magooin’ it (0)
- campin’…or not (0)
- morning notes (0)
- urm, oops… (0)
- free to be… (0)
- back from vacation… (0)
- a birthday gift that smells like my head (0)
- the entries, they write themselves (0)
- aaaaand…back from the dentist. also: I’m insane. (0)
- just call me snaggletooth (1)
- boppin’ around… (1)
- everyone should live in my world (0)
- ..no, I’m a figment of your imagination (0)
- 6 train? or 666 train? (0)
- the cake is back (0)
- absolutely fucking brilliant (0)
- start me up…shut me down… (0)
- too damn hot (0)
- so stealth, I’m like a FRICKIN’ JET (0)
July 2006
- more fun with spam (0)
- …and then, I woke up (0)
- gasp, moan, whimper… (0)
- not me, no, nope… (0)
- posters we all should have! (0)
- : tap, tap…: (1)
- oui, wheeeee! (0)
- total epic cuteness… (0)
- we come from the land down under… (0)
- kickball! (0)
- um, hello? (1)
- fun with spam! (0)
June 2006
May 2006
- v for vendatta… (0)
April 2006
March 2006
- I know what I need… (1)
- so that…is that. (3)
February 2006
- Hammered Elf Nuts! (1)
- my personal dna (0)
- keep those new phrases coming! (1)
- olympic gold for me (3)
- uh, guys? (0)
- some days… (0)
- 4 things… (1)
- you, too, can sound just like me (1)
- I’ve arrived… (0)
January 2006
- last entry for this category… (0)
- da CHRONICles… (0)
- flip the dove the bird (1)
- l, m, n, o, pee! (0)
December 2005
- strike haiku! (0)
- ultramegawow: special strike edition! (0)
- he makes me moist in my special places… (1)
- still shopping for me? :) (0)
- mornings are bad. (1)
- this one’s for SHARON! (1)
- hang on, little tomato! (2)
November 2005
- I have become a goths! (0)
- using the ‘net for good and evil (0)
- je suis une geek de la musique (2)
- things are bad…but not as bad as this… (0)
- the lives of vikings! (0)
October 2005
- five years (0)
- grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! (1)
- hey, kids — it’s almost halloween! (0)
- write your own punch line… (2)
- someone PLEASE explain to me… (0)
- death in the family (0)
September 2005
- laughed so hard I wheezed (0)
- well, it’s time to change… (1)
- now THAT’S a card game… (1)
- happy birthday (3)
- he’s a disaster, all right… (0)
August 2005
- diabetic coma (0)
- in a shocking twist… (1)
- neighborhood theatre! (0)
- sad (0)
- dukes of whaaaa? (2)
- in the “more difficult than needs to be” dept. (2)
- evil, wicked, doomed (2)
- yup, that’s me (0)
- fun with fonts! (1)
- says it all, really (0)
- almost there… (0)
July 2005
- rocks. my. world. literally. (1)
- keep your cell phone charged: reason #8,972 (0)
- meeeeeat! (1)
- roadhouse II?!!! (0)
May 2005
April 2005
- I’m melting, I’m melting… (1)
- la la la…1980…la la la (0)
- my fucked up mental jukebox (0)
- “c” is for…carrots?! (3)
- separated life (1)
March 2005
- ultramega password (7)
- I choose death (1)
- no sleep ’till… (0)
- stonehenged (1)
February 2005
- The Gates — Special Snow Edition (0)
- babehs! (3)
- how NOT to viral market… (0)
- You want an error message? I’ll show you an error message… (0)
January 2005
- SpongeBob, condoms, and the Vatican (0)
- hello, dolly! (2)
- just fucking brilliant. (1)
- a public service announcement…with spam! (0)
- iStuff (2)
- 71% organic! (4)
- english? my fifth language, thanks… (0)
- thank you for letting me be myself… (6)
December 2004
- next! (2)
- must move to san francisco immediately (5)
- the flu has finally wiped my brain (0)
- what’s that song? (0)
- buy blue! (0)
- best friend larry/had a brother harry… (1)
November 2004
- rimshot! (10)
- a very moving entry (4)
- and then… (0)
- how to feel better about yourself — instantly! (1)
- my eyes, my eyes! (3)
- election results (0)
- Election Wishes for 2008 (2)
- vote vote vote (0)
October 2004
- solo eclipse (0)
- awww, yeeeeeah… (1)
- fire alarms: bringing neighbors together (2)
- s.o.s…change…that…channel… (1)
- uim has no answering machine (3)
- spam, wonderful spam… (1)
- so, like, Christmas should fall on the 27th? (4)
- hooray for hollywood… (0)
- bad album covers (1)
- what you kneed… (2)
September 2004
- milestone past (3)
- eat my brain (3)
August 2004
- when bad ceilings happen to good people (4)
- disturbing…yet strangely attractive… (3)
- free bird! freeeee bird! (0)
- mist-er disco! (1)
July 2004
- “go” bag (3)
- fun with flickr (1)
- oh pool noodle, my pool noodle (9)
- for UIM (5)
- goth club membership revoked (9)
- greece in the euro finals: neighborhood goes batshit (6)
June 2004
- urban juxtapose (3)
- yes yes yes (0)
- bela lugosi’s…perky! (3)
- overheard (0)
- weekend update (0)
May 2004
- gotta love a good sales pitch (5)
- name that tune (0)
- silver city (2)
- free association (0)
- subway haiku (0)
- subway haiku (0)
- free association (0)
- overheard: formula to remember (3)
- pre-meeting chant (1)
- pro-choice: anti-curves (8)
April 2004
- rawk! rawk! (0)
- quote of the day (0)
- one of these days… (5)
- hot child in the boroughs (2)
- lazy food (2)
- subway haiku (0)
- segway sighting (1)
- mercury: 10,000; me: 0 (1)
- I’d rather have happy-world, thanks… (2)
- life and… (0)
- show me the way to go home… (3)
- subway haiku (1)
- back in black (9)