A shining, sparkly ball of angst, now based in Manhattan!
I am a klutz. I have always been a klutz; I come from a family of less-than-graceful folks. I’ve had ex-boyfriends swear my family crest was the handicapped symbol, and R has seen me trip on air. Everyone in my family has injured themselves in unusual ways — one family legend is [...]
My name is Roe. I’ve been writing on the Web since 1999. Learn more about me on my "about" page!